the first collection is here
pretty plates
and a whole lot
of profanities
Vintage plates with a mouth on them. Found in Canada, given a second life, and made to make someone laugh.
the first collection
find your kind of rude
Upcycled vintage china with sayings that would’ve gotten us kicked out of Sunday dinner.
see one you like?
Free Timmins pickup. For a shipping quote, message us with the plate saying and your postal code.
a little about our plates
the plates
We hand-finish each piece using upcycled vintage china. Light wear and small imperfections are part of its history. Photos show the actual plates with styled backgrounds.
display & care
For display only. Do not use to serve or eat food. Use a plate stand or a suitable wall hanger. Dust gently with a soft, dry cloth. Do not soak, scrub, or put in the dishwasher.
how to buy
Free Timmins pickup. Shipping is quoted by postal code. Message us with the plate saying to order.
returns
All sales are final for change of mind. If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, please message us.
made for you
custom plates
Have a family joke or something you wish you could say out loud? We’ll post the available plate choices and turnaround before custom orders open.
custom orders coming latermore pretty plates