01 / first collection
ready-to-ship plates
Shop finished pieces by the saying and the china pattern. Each listing will show photos of the actual piece, its size, the price in CAD, and dispatch details.
coming soonfirst collection in the works
pretty plates
and a whole lot
of profanities
Vintage plates with a mouth on them. Found in Canada, given a second life, and made to make someone laugh.
the shop
find your kind of rude
We’re getting the first pieces ready. When the shop opens, you’ll see the actual plate in each listing, right down to the pattern and any visible vintage wear.
02 / made for you
custom plates
Have a family joke or something you wish you could say out loud? We’ll post the available plate choices and turnaround before custom orders open.
custom orders coming laterfirst drop updates